My name is John and I want to prepare your taxes.

Wednesday, September 29, 2010

Your Tax Question - 043

Dear John, I was wondering why I should have you fill out my taxes rather than use the free services on the internet or buy the $30.00 software program. I can't imagine that your work is so special that it warrants me paying you more than those other services. Sincerely, James
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Dear James,

When I do your taxes there is something miraculous that happens. The heavens part and the sun shines down upon the earth in its full splendor, you can actually hear the angels of heaven singing the hallelujah chorus, and the sky rains down milk-chocolate.

Any other questions?

John

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